Perfect Marriage

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Perfect Marriage

Post by RussellB[SA] »

At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the
same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to
treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka
her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
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Re: Perfect Marriage

Post by BruceS »

Hey!!! I resemble that!!
Signed ...Guiseppi Admin
(thought it was quiet around here for the last 25 years!!)
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Does that mean I still have 21 years of bliss left as I only dropped my last one off 4 years ago.

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