One for the ladies - The Medium.

[Kit Kat]

The Medium.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

For some reason, wives tend to like this joke...

[generdawg]

...For some reason, wives tend to like this joke...

That's because many know the size of the policy payout.

[Dot]

Tell me more about this policy payout please, where do I get the paperwork and are there any $$limits love this place, it gives you the best ideas.. any criminal defence lawyers here abouts?

[generdawg]

What is it with the "Let's kill the golden goose"* syndrome? Must be a blonde thing.

* you could make far more putting him to work building custom motorhome fitouts and kill two birds with one stone because he'd only last for a couple - hence have your cake and eat it too.

[Dot]

Where is the blond? this fat white chook is grey but not 50 shades of it yet!!

[generdawg]

Where is the blond? this fat white chook is grey but not 50 shades of it yet!!

I just checked my data base and the photo from 2012 at Taggerty shows a definite blonde halo effect from the back lighting. It shows you in a very good flattering pose - sorry, my mistake.

[Dot]

blonde bits once, cost too much to keep the beauty routine going

[Greynomad]

As Mr Bond said in "Goldfinger",

"So long as collar and cuffs match..."

[Dot]