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Anthills

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Q: Do you know why anthills never have pandemics?

A: Because they are full of anty bodies.

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Re: Anthills

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Forty degrees in Rutherglen yesterday.
I went to the local pool.
I admit I pi$$ed in the deep end… but the lifeguard saw me.
He blew his whistle so loudly I nearly fell in! 🙄
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That gave me a good chuckle. Thanks Ray :lol:
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Re: Anthills

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Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:58 am Q: Do you know why anthills never have pandemics?

A: Because they are full of anty bodies.

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That's the antithesis of a joke. Bit of a anticlimax in someways. ... oh my, so bad, it's given me heart burn. I need some antacid. :D ;) Ahh, that better, got the antidote.
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