Trump (again!)

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Re: Trump (again!)

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The mental picture that invokes almost made me wet myself with laughter… 🤣🤣🤣
The Mango Madman in his boxers with a mask and snorkel… wading into the water!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣

Somehow I doubt it would happen.
One of his lackeys would be ordered in.
… and I’m willing to bet he’d claim every ball found on the bottom was one of his practice balls. 🙄
Why spend money when there’s free balls available?

After all, he NEEDS the balls! 🤔😉
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Re: Trump (again!)

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Greynomad wrote: Sat Mar 15, 2025 4:30 pm The mental picture that invokes almost made me wet myself with laughter… 🤣🤣🤣
The Mango Madman in his boxers with a mask and snorkel… wading into the water!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣

Somehow I doubt it would happen.
One of his lackeys would be ordered in.
… and I’m willing to bet he’d claim every ball found on the bottom was one of his practice balls. 🙄
Why spend money when there’s free balls available?

After all, he NEEDS the balls! 🤔😉
one of his own entourage called out that he had his ball marked, and Jackson replied ..... "well, are you going to at least offer him a towel?"
It wasn't Trump but one of his entourage that called he had marked the spot his ball had landed, which naturally wasn't where it actually landed but in spot that would have allowed a man of Trumps golfing expertise, to promote closer to the green ........ that was what made Jackson remark so funny, everyone knew the ball actually went in the water, not somewhere the spot it landed could be marked ready for his next shot ..... The game, if played properly, would have stroke marked on his card and he would have to play a 2nd ball off the Tee ...... that would probably also land in the water :lol:

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Bags supplied free ..... just need to ask!
More than 4 hours really shows your distaste!
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BruceS wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:18 pm Bags supplied free ..... just need to ask!
More than 4 hours really shows your distaste!

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I nominate T1
His posts show he's not a fan in any way.

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I think it's fairly clear we all know each other's position on these things. Politics, religion, race etc.

How about we put them aside here? Otherwise, it's just going to turn into another sh&t fight.
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Noggins wrote: Tue Mar 18, 2025 9:53 am
BruceS wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 12:18 pm Bags supplied free ..... just need to ask!
More than 4 hours really shows your distaste!

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I nominate T1
His posts show he's not a fan in any way.

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Nasty, nasty, just because I'm not a fan, doesn't mean I don't have a right to an opposing view to your view on things ...... I'm not that particularly into either party over there, their political system is so open to the sort of thig that is going on at the moment, I'm surprised it has taken this long for someone on either side to openly buy their way in and change the rules ..... with very little pushback I might add ......

The part that really amazes me is, no one has taken genuine attempt at eliminating him ..... but that might be because the line up to replace him isn't actually the pick of the bunch either .....

This might be the "financial collapse they had to have" where money can't buy you a way out ..... It might even result in a better world order, no dominant currency, back to the "Gold Standard" to measure wealth rather than "digital might be" wealth that proved to be virtually non-existent the last time it all fell over ...... Synthetic CDO's were to blame last time, seems unbelievable they weren't outlawed then, but they are again, behind all the borrowed "wealth" that props up this group of billionaires ..... just like the big financial institutions in the last crash, they will all coming tumbling down this time and take the USD with it ...... Just hope they don't take our financial system with it as well ..... but Aus isn't particularly deep into the US bond market .... I bet any individuals that are, aren't sleep well at the moment ......

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T1,
Maybe we SHOULD be worried.
Reports on the financial programs say that Oz superannuation funds are going to USA to talk investment while the stock markets are lower than a well-digger’s boot heel. 😳🙄
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Greynomad wrote: Tue Mar 18, 2025 8:49 pm T1,
Maybe we SHOULD be worried.
Reports on the financial programs say that Oz superannuation funds are going to USA to talk investment while the stock markets are lower than a well-digger’s boot heel. 😳🙄
Our superfund isn't .... the peace of mind a self managed superfund gives can't be matched. I hate having some shiny butt playing with our money and get paid if they win or lose ...... we added more $$ to our superfund in 7 yrs than either of our "professional" superfunds did over 20 yrs, granted, they made a few some short term gains every so often .... then lost it all when the market crashed, twice ......

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Thought plastic bags were not being used any more??? :? :?
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Re: Trump (again!)

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Dottie,
I think the current recommendation is that we all use recycled paper bags.
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