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Colonectomy

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Dr: “We have your test results back.”
Man: “Is it serious, Doctor?”
Dr: “I’m afraid we’ll have to remove your colon immediately.”
Man “Why?”





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Re: Colonectomy

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C'mon Ray, best you can do ?
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Re: Colonectomy

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So he'll be gutless? I don't get it ???
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Re: Colonectomy

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Read the last line carefully & compare it to the preceding ones.
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Re: Colonectomy

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If they had only removed half of it, he would still have had a ; ;) :lol:

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Re: Colonectomy

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Good one, T1!!
You got it! 👍😁 :lol:

I think I might just get a tattoo of a ; 🤔
Then again, mathematically it would have to be a ,
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Re: Colonectomy

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What test did he have? (still doesn't make sense) :lol:
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Re: Colonectomy

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Dottie,
The last line says,

Man “Why?”

All the other lines say,

Dr:
Man:

The colon (punctuation mark) has been removed.
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Re: Colonectomy

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Oh dear, no more of those obscure ones please Ray.
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Re: Colonectomy

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I agree with Dot, can’t see anything funny 🤔🤣
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