No Modern Home Should Be Without…

[Greynomad]

A Doggie Fountain!!
Every time your pup (or older dog) steps on this gadget, a squirt of water will hit them in the face!
The ideal practical joke to scare the BeJ&%$*s out of them!

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Better than a custard pie in the face!

[supersparky]

I reckon Bandit would use that thing once and then just turn around and use it as a dog urinal.

[T1 Terry]

It would have been a laugh if we still had Putin Tat .... after the first time and repairing the claw marks in the ceiling, he wouldn't be able to help himself and have to try to catch the water before it got him.
When we had the pet watering fountain that was activated by a light beam, he would stick his head in just to make it run, then walk away satisfied, but he would get up on the side of the vanity and watch with fascination when the water came out of the tap, but didn't get any deeper in the wash bowl ..... if you put the plug in the sink, he lost interest
If we left the tap on a slow drip, he would spend quite a bit of time (for a cat anyway) trying to predict when the drop would fall and try to catch it. We knew he wanted the water changed in his drinking bowls, including the one in his cat run, when he jumped up on the vanity and put his paw in the water as it came out of the tap, then lick his paw, then look up into your eyes and say weow? with the raised tone at the end to indicate it was a question ...

I sure miss that cat

T1 Terry

[Greynomad]

T1,
I missed a cat too.
Must have the sights checked.

[Greynomad]

Back to the real purpose of this thread:
Dinner guests will be surprised — nay, amazed — at your host/hostessing skills when you place in front of them a stunning Asian-inspired meal served in these unique bowls.

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They even incorporate clever chopsticks holders!
And if your guests can’t get past the stunning beauty of the bowls, they have a ready-made receptacle in which they can re-deposit the meal!
No need for the usual lame excuses for a visit to the smallest room in the house.

This manufacturer has thought of everything!!

[T1 Terry]

T1 Question :-
What are you going to carry on about when Trump wins the errection ???

Notice I wrote errection, because another prick will be raised to make laws to suit their own grandiose ideas.

Let's face it, if he wins the election fair and square, I'll be more worried about watching for flying porkers than the mayhem the USA makes for itself .... He did mention once that if people voted for him, they would nt have to vote any more https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-tru ... nt-action/ Unpacking that comment scares me the most:
Is he hinting he will become a dictator?
or
there will be no American political system that was strong enough to have country wide elections?
or
He will decare war on who ever opposes him till there are no other candidates to put up against him
or
By the end of his term there might not actually be a United States of America .... so he can claim he was the last president?
or
Something even worse that is beyond comprehension at the moment?

It is fun to poke holes in his rantings, it won't be fun if he actually wins the election .... I'll have to change my name and go off the grid .....

T1 Terry

Well, I haven't had to change my name yet, but how close was I to my predictions?

T1 Terry