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Poor Bob. As Kath and Kim would say, 'how embarrassment.' 🤔
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Good for a laugh. He was that busy; he had his hands full.
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So many of those jokes around ......

The cheating husband has a heart attack and dies just on the vinegar stroke ...... the wife just calls the local undertaker to prepare the body for an open casket funeral, just so everyone could see the cheating b*stard finally getting what she considered he desired .....

She gets a call from the undertaker, no matter what they try, they can't get the third leg to stay strapped down and suggest they just cut it off .... she is so discussed with the whole thing she, I don't care if you stick up up his a*se .... so that's just what they do .....

At the viewing the wife bends close to whisper in his ear and sees what could be a few tears building up in his eyes .....

So she gets even closer and whispers in his ear "Hurts, don't it" .....

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