Whilst strolling alongside the Murray River this morning I noticed what appeared to be a Muslim extremist slip from the riverbank and fall into the water .
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Aussie, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Yarrawonga Police, the Immigration Office and even the SES Rescue team.
It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and neither authority has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted three stamps.
Am I a Good Citizen or What?
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Chuck
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Re: Am I a Good Citizen or What?
Luv it
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields