Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock -- no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Aging Men
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Re: Aging Men
The three stages of the life of a man:
Young women find you attractive.
You think young women find you attractive.
You remind young women of their grandfather.

Young women find you attractive.
You think young women find you attractive.
You remind young women of their grandfather.

Steve Williams
http://stevew1945blog.com/
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Oliver Goldsmith. 1728 -1774
http://stevew1945blog.com/
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Oliver Goldsmith. 1728 -1774