Cowboy

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.


'Well, I can think of one thing', the cowboy offered.



'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.



So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick your ass like a tin can!'



St. Peter was impressed,

'When did this happen'?

'Couple of minutes ago,' replied the cowboy.