A Maori fella is walking up the beach with a couple of live
Crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by a Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries inspector.
The inspector says to the Maori that it looks like he has caught a couple
of under size crayfish.
The Maori says, "Nah Bro, these are my pet crayfish. I just bring them down to the beach each day for a swim. When I whistle they hop back in the bucket and I take them home."
The MAF officer doesn't believe him and says it is illegal to catch
undersize crayfish and starts writing out a ticket.
Then the Maori says, "Nah Bro just watch" and chucks the crayfish into the surf.
The MAF officer then says, " Ok let's see ya whistle and make those
crayfish come back to you."
And the Maori fella says, "What crayfish?"
Crayfish hey!!!
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Crayfish hey!!!
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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