Mary had a little pig

[Dot]

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

[Greynomad]

What?
Not a Halal killing?

[AlanO]

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two bits of bread.

[Dot]

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie man unto Simon,

'Pies, you dumb ass!'

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[coongoola]

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she let it out
The bulldog used to....


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[Dot]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again..

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[coongoola]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again..

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Yucko...


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