A Couple of quickies

[Dot]

Was in the pub last night when this real ass hole looked at my beer belly and sarcastically said, "Is that VB or Coopers"?" I said. "There's a freakin tap underneath, taste it."

George (believe it or not) was telling a girl in the pub about his ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then .... try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she bagan to lose patience. "Come on, what day was I born"?
He said, "yesterday."

[Coolabah1au]

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