The A.S.I.O. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results:
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 18,485
Haemorrhoid Cases 133,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 999,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 61 members of the Labor Party federal Parliament had no balls,
but one red head did.
Airport Security
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RussellB[SA]
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Airport Security
Russell Barter from South Australia AKA "Death on Wheels"
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
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T1 Terry
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Re: Airport Security
There were no surpises with the Lib members though, they have always been completely see through 
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves