Scottish Diplomacy...

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Scottish Diplomacy...

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Scottish Diplomacy

And you think the Aussie boys and girls get straight to the point One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour
are always in the right place !

Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local
live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of
torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from
the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT.

If hooking up one rag-head terrorist’s testicles to a car battery gets
the truth out of the lying little camel shagger and saves just one
Scottish soldiers life, then I only have three things to say: Red is
positive, black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.

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