Hero's like this...

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Chuck
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Hero's like this...

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Don't find many Heroes like this one!!!!

On January 9th, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl standing outside the railings of the Murray Baker Bridge, with a State Trooper trying to talk her out of jumping - so they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that .... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets the thumbs up from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts... so why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." :shock:

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chuck & Catriana
aka Geriatric Gypsies.

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