TALL DARK AND GREY

[ucdailoi]

Who is the best looking bloke here and why am I?

What else can I say?

[BruceS]

We'd all agree with you if we could compare......!!!
Welcome & glad to see you!
You've got stiff competition with some others on here though..........
As for the grey........... we're all competing on that level!!!

[ucdailoi]

I did not want to start a competition so did not post a photo of myself, just my sister as an avatar... You can see how beauty runs in the family?

Thank you for the welcome I will spend many hours here perusing the various posts. I hope to get back on the road after the Xmas madness as well....

[Dot]

Hope that ugly sis avatar doesn't spit

[T1 Terry]

Very clever, welcome to the forum, hope you enjoy yourself. Don't listen to Dottie, she didn't mean to insult your sister just be careful who's around if she come up to you and whispers in your ear

T1 Terry

[Dot]

And don't take any notice of Terry either because he is always trying to get me into trouble

[ucdailoi]

Dottie is not unfamiliar to me.... I understand her sense of humour, but then I am heavily medicated...

I am happy to be amongst fellow travellers... but pls keep your generators away from me when I am camped.

I recently met a bloke who told me that when he gets inconsiderate neighbours with generators that run late at night he pulls the plug and cuts it off. He is usually back in his van before they are out of there van and their eyes have adjusted to the dark..

I warned him that he should always make sure that he pulls the plug first.

[Dot]

Nah nah nah Terry but I love my genny but I never have it on at night or if we are near other people unless I ask for their permission (not) but I am very considerate...

[T1 Terry]

Dottie is not unfamiliar to me.... I understand her sense of humour, but then I am heavily medicated...

I am happy to be amongst fellow travellers... but pls keep your generators away from me when I am camped.

I recently met a bloke who told me that when he gets inconsiderate neighbours with generators that run late at night he pulls the plug and cuts it off. He is usually back in his van before they are out of there van and their eyes have adjusted to the dark..

I warned him that he should always make sure that he pulls the plug first.

I had never met Dottie before the Kerang get together either. Dressed as a troubled young lady, hat, blonde plats, a flora skirt, head down, shy looking and kicking the dirt with her sneakers.... has a mental picture formed of someone you would consider harmless and maybe feel a little sorry for? She is led in the campfire circle and sat down by another gentleman I had only met hrs before, the scene is now, the young lady is the troubled daughter or possible grand daughter of the said gentleman.
Keep in mind we only have the light of the campfire to really see by. The young lady, head still down, walks over towards me, has a silly giggle and then whisper in my ear loud enough for everyone in the circle to hear, "Do ya wanna r**t" the whole collective group turned as one to look straight at me, an absolute tap the chest and call "beam me up Scotty" moment. Then the young lady starts to peal her clothes off , ToF, the gentleman that lead the troubled young lady to the fire circle announces to every one, 'May I introduce Dottie"..... now do you understand my warning about letting her whisper in your ear

[ucdailoi]

Gawd...... did you spill your drink?

Not very often us old blokes get an offer like that... I would like a couple of days notice...

I will make sure I steer clear of Dottie and thank you for the warning.

ps... does she have a leash?