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I'll go first......

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Specs On Wall by Who Flung Dung
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Babies Revenge by Nora Titoff
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Confucious says......

Lady who fly airplane upside down bound to have big crack up.
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Confucius says
People who have naughty in cemetery are "bonking" near dead.
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Confucius says..
Man who has naughty on hill is not on level.
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Confucius Say
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.


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Confucius say:
A girraffe family reunion is a necks of kin affair

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Confucius say:
Man with 5 dicks have undies that fit like glove

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Confucius Say
A single fact can ruin a good argument.

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