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WHEN IS SHE GOING TO RUN FOR PARLIAMENT? ( GOT MY VOTE!)





A TEXAS GIRL SOUNDS OFF AS ALL RESPONSIBLE FOLKS FEEL------------

"IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM"

WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE. Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do the best.

This was written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.


I love this one.
AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
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I'd vote for as well. But I don't think it would happen here. Do you remember what happened to Pauline Hanson when she started talking in a similar manner.
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Yeah so we have only ourselves to blame hey :twisted:
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Didn't someone once say that "Democracy means voters get the Government they deserve."?

The other one I remember is, "It doesn't matter who you vote for, you end up electing a politician."
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She might say these things before the election.
What matters is what she does after being elected.
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Does that mean all pensioners will be removed from the electoral roll and have the same restrictive choices, they are on govt welfare as well you know?? Not such a clever idea now is it :twisted: :twisted: Is the next line, if you wanted financial freedom and independence in your old age you would have worked hard all your life and saved all your money?
I'll put my vote grabbing lines up eh :lol:
The next line should be, if you used someone else’s money to make money yourself and lost it, you should be responsible and have all your possessions sold up to repay your debt to them..... I bet that one isn't taken up by any political party :twisted:
How about, all govt job payment is based on a min performance level being met, drop below this performance level and you are working without remuneration until you get your work standards back above the min requirement. This includes all political appointments and govt owned or part owned company CEO's
If you can't get employees to work for you then you have a problem with your employment attitude, you can't have cheap off shore labour at the expense of locals jobs and the govt isn't here to prop up your poor business model

How am I going for votes :lol:
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So when are you going to run for parliament Terry?
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Vote 1, T1.... has a nice ring to it eh :lol:
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