Paddy & Mick

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Paddy & Mick

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Paddy & Mick flew to Canada for an adventure.



They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.



They managed to shoot 6. Loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.



The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six.



The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."



Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.



The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on
full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.



Miraculously, surrounded by moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.



Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"



Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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