Bloke walks into a pub...

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Chuck
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Bloke walks into a pub...

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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything - except Stella.

Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?"

Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was f**king skint."

Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."

Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."
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Re: Bloke walks into a pub...

Post by supersparky »

Good one Chuck. Post of the day I reckon. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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