Cab drivers dilemma

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
User avatar
RussellB[SA]
Posts: 786
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:49 am
Location: Adelaide

Cab drivers dilemma

Post by RussellB[SA] »

If you’ve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one...

A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at the Federal Hotel .

The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a nude woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."

"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"
Russell Barter from South Australia AKA "Death on Wheels"
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
Top

Return to “Joker's Palace”