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Q: Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

A: Because the parrots eat 'em all!

:? :roll: :cry:


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Try running the last four words together... :roll:


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Post by T1 Terry »

Greynomad wrote:Q: Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

A: Because the parrots eat 'em all!

:? :roll: :cry:


OK:
Explanation time.
Try running the last four words together... :roll:


Told you it was groan-worthy!
Was the code in there? ;)
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= Paracetamol :roll:
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Post by T1 Terry »

Aren't you going to decipher my one Dottie, "Is there code in there?" codiene there..... it's not punny if you have to explain it ;) :lol:
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I had a code once.

But youse all nose that! :D
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