The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Australian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Eight months ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"



PeterH