Pronounciation problems...

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My sexy Chinese neighbor told me she was desperate for a roger. :shock:

It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chuck, You are still one sick puppy. :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Woof woof. :D
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And there was the teenage girl who went to the doctor for a checkup. He got his stethoscope out and said, "Big breaths".
She said, "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen".
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SteveW wrote:And there was the teenage girl who went to the doctor for a checkup. He got his stethoscope out and said, "Big breaths".
She said, "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen".
My excuse as well :twisted: :roll:
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I didn't realise that you had a speech impediment, Dot. :?

My parents taught me 'never to speak with your mouth full'. :twisted: :D
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mine as well Chuck
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Especially if your ears are blocked with thighs! (And that's not with a speech impediment!)


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