How to sex a fly...

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norman
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How to sex a fly...

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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Re: How to sex a fly...

Post by supersparky »

Good one Norman. I'm pinching that one. :lol: :lol:
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