Murphy's A Dad

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Murphy's A Dad

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Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.

He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!


'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'

The doctor then delivered a little girl...

He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too.....'

Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'


Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'

The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'

Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,

'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'


She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'

Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a f”” kin' good ting we didn't use WD-40.
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Re: Murphy's A Dad

Post by T1 Terry »

You must have thought it was really funny Dottie :lol: I thought the punch line was going to be Murph grabbing the hurricane lamp away saying it was the light attracting them. Now what would have happened if he'd used the 20W-50 engine oil, 20 out of the 50 women perhaps :lol:
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Re: Murphy's A Dad

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Hi Dot.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

RON. :P

Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I see I stuttered, so SteveW will have to repost :) :)
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Variation:

The Dr delivers twins...

So Murphy grabs his shotgun and goes hunting for the father of the other one...

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