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Here we go again! (Having Irish ancestors, I guess I'm allowed to hang $h!t on them... )
Mick enters the local Pharmacy.
Pharmacist asks, "Mick, did the mud pack I sold you improve your wife's appearance?"
"Surely it does, Patrick," he replies, "but it keeps falling off!"
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields
Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to Adelaide S.A. when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise apartment building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Fire Fighter!
If you jump, I'll catch you, I've only had 6 pints to drink all today!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and he jumps.
Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.
Then an Aboriginal man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk.
Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells: "Don't be throwin' out the burnt ones!"
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