50 Shades of Grey - BY PAM AYRES(a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback,Down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it and at ten I went to bed.An hour later she appeared;The sight filled me with dread...In her left she held a rope;And in her right a whip!She threw them down upon the floor,And then began to strip.Well fifty years or so ago;I might have had a peek;But Mabel hasn't weathered well;She's eighty four next week!!Watching Mabel bump and grind;Could not have been much grimmer.And things then went from bad to worse;She toppled off her Zimmer!She struggled back upon her feet;A couple minutes later;She put her teeth back in and saidI am a dominator!!Now if you knew our Mabel,You'd see just why I spluttered,I'd spent two months in tractionFor the last complaint I'd uttered.She stood there nude and nakedBent forward just a bitI went to hold her, sensual likeAnd stood on her left tit!Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;My God what had I done!?She moaned and groaned then shouted out:"Step on the other one"!!Well readers, I can tell no more;Of what occurred that day.Suffice to say my jet black hair,Turned fifty shades of grey.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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Me tooooo
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You've been grey for a long time!
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peeping againSteveW wrote:You've been grey for a long time!
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That's when it happened to her...SteveW wrote:You've been grey for a long time!
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Dot
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What happened 
did I miss or get something
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Dottie,Dot wrote:What happened
You musta missed it.
I'm sure you'd have noticed if you'd got it!
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Not these days Ray
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So long as collar & cuffs match....Dot wrote:peeping againSteveW wrote:You've been grey for a long time!
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pass
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