Irish fire insurance...

[norman]

A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!

When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see

how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '€39.00.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland

to insure, because it cost him £2000.00 in England!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on

the screen, it says:

*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is €39.00.*'

[Dot]

Wonder what it would be with Niagara falls over the top?? just askin:)

[dapope]

Very wet

[T1 Terry]

Did ya hear about the guy with 2 wooden legs,
got caught in a fire and burnt to the ground.
Went to claim insurance and
found he didn't have a leg to stand on,
so now he's left to just bumming around.