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What's the difference between a Scottish Kiwi and a Rolling Stone?
The Rolling Stone said "Hey you, get off my cloud"
The Scottish Kiwi said "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe"
What's the difference
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What's the difference
What's the difference jokes, we all know a few good ones... and some not so good, so let's hear them
Here is a starter:
What's the difference between a Scottish Kiwi and a Rolling Stone?
The Rolling Stone said "Hey you, get off my cloud"
The Scottish Kiwi said "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe"
Here is a starter:
What's the difference between a Scottish Kiwi and a Rolling Stone?
The Rolling Stone said "Hey you, get off my cloud"
The Scottish Kiwi said "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe"
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Dot
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Re: What's the difference
don't know any clean ones so will have to pass 
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Re: What's the difference
Joke from prior to last Fed election:
Q: What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.
Regards & God bless,
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: What's the difference
Q/ What's the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?
A/ snow balls
(thank you Mrs Brown)
A/ snow balls
(thank you Mrs Brown)
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