~ Positive Attitude ~
Late in the night a man regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes
up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse
hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
The nurse gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard
her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!!
PeterH
Positive Attitude
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Re: Positive Attitude
Just testing to see if they are impersonators or not hey Peter? 

Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.