Who said nursing homes were boring?

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Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of
their nursing home one evening.


The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting.
For $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10, I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20, I'll take you back to my room, light
some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had
in your life."

The old lady still said nothing but, after a couple of minutes,
started digging down in her purse.
She pulleds out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room ?" said the old man.

"Get serious," she replied. "Four times in the rocking chair!!!"