Women, never satisfied, if they have eggs they want watermelons, if the they have rockmelons they want eggs. Blokes are so much easier to keep happy when it comes to these things, they don't care about the size as long as they are allowed to play with them

But if they are only allowed to look, more is always better

Women with large lung capacity always seem to complain about the weight of them, but then complain when we try to help support them to ease the load for a while.... never happy
Here's a song to go with the topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN9FsOSWy8w