Why are wedding dresses white?

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Why are wedding dresses white?

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother,

'Why is the bride dressed in white?''

The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness,
and today is the happiest day of her life.'


The child thought about this for a moment then said,
'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?

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I thought brides wore white because all kitchen appliances come in white don't they?


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I have a black dishwasher in my kitchen :)
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What's his name, Dottie?

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Dot wrote:I have a black dishwasher in my kitchen :)
Then you need to clean it..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh no you two don't :) trying to make me write to myself hey?
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