Smarter than the average.....

[T1 Terry]

Two friends go into a pastry shop. One whisks three cookies into his coat pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.

The guy says, "You see how clever I am? You can never beat that!"

The second guy says to the first, "Watch this. I'm smarter than you and I'll prove it."

He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats.

Then he says to the baker, "Give me another cookie for the magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again, "Give me one more cookie, please." The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK. And now where is your famous magic trick?"

The second guy says, "Now look in my friend's coat pocket."