Men are deep thinkers....

[norman]

What deep thinkers we men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.


A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

[Dot]

With some men you have to keep kicking them in the nuts to try to make them drop.

[SteveW]

I did nothing today - but I didn't finish. I'll just have to start it again tomorrow!

[Dot]

Want a "kick start?"

[T1 Terry]

I did lots today but achieved nothing, is that the same thing? If I'd done nothing and achieved nothing I would have been a whole happier about the out come.... that beer sounds like a winning, see you weren't thinking about nothing really

[supersparky]

I did lots today but achieved nothing, is that the same thing? If I'd done nothing and achieved nothing I would have been a whole happier about the out come.... that beer sounds like a winning, see you weren't thinking about nothing really

Terry, I think that you have had the same kind of day as me. Done heaps and achieved stuff all.

[T1 Terry]

I did mange to drop a piece of angle on my sore knuckle, but that wasn't really a step in the right direction that just started a chain reaction of not good out comes resulting in the nothing being achieved besides anther day behind schedule... and a sore hand, but you get days like that, sometimes you are the dog, other times you are the tree