Getting Married

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Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to
get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the
way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.



Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds"



Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jack: "How about suppositories?"



Pharmacist: "Yes"



Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's
disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"



Pharmacist: "We do..."



Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"



Pharmacist: "Yes."



Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents
list..."