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PRESENTLY, I AM TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK WHILE APPLYING THE SAME PRINCIPLES.




THEREFORE EVERY DAY, I GO DOWN ON THE STREET AND TELL THE PASSERS-BY WHAT I HAVE EATEN, HOW I FEEL, WHAT I HAVE DONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND WHAT I WILL DO AFTER, AND HOW I'M GLAD IT'S FRIDAY.




I GIVE THEM PICTURES OF MY HUSBAND, MY BREAKFAST, MY DAUGHTER, MY DOG AND ME GARDENING AND SPENDING TIME IN MY POOL.




I ALSO LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS AND I TELL THEM I LOVE THEM.




AND IT WORKS: I ALREADY HAVE 3 PERSONS FOLLOWING ME: 2 POLICE OFFICERS AND A PSYCHIATRIST.
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Better than on facebookthen.
Normally you would have 300 crackpots, 15 sexual deviots, 20 school friends you want to forget as well as your kids etc looking for a handout, so i think you would be doing OK.
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AND IT WORKS: I ALREADY HAVE 3 PERSONS FOLLOWING ME: 2 POLICE OFFICERS AND A PSYCHIATRIST.
and we all know how hard it can be to find a policeman when you need one, and you have 2. As for the shrink, normally you wait months and pay thousands to hear nonsense that twists things around to fit one of their self titled pigeon holes that they have decided categorise you into some form of psychotic that needs to spend many more thousands getting modified into their way of thinking....... so the shrink is there to learn your technique, study the out comes and write a thesis call "Face to Face syndrome" the new age psychosis of those who attempt to re-join the real world without psychiatric help

Sounds like you are on winner here, send the shrink an account for educational training, stage one :lol:
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