A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools
together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool,
she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured
a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away,
clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She
set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!"
The Blonde & "the Lord"
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Re: The Blonde & "the Lord"
The way I heard it was that she ignored him, cut the hole in the ice, was leaning over looking in the hole when the Ice Hockey Rink manager came up behind her and kicked her in the ice-hole ................ (spelling?)
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Re: The Blonde & "the Lord"
Yes that was the punch line Bruce but I am a ladyBruceS wrote:The way I heard it was that she ignored him, cut the hole in the ice, was leaning over looking in the hole when the Ice Hockey Rink manager came up behind her and kicked her in the ice-hole ................ (spelling?)


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Dot wrote: Yes that was the punch line Bruce but I am a lady![]()








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