Nude Beach

[Dot]

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger


than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

[SteveW]

[SteveW]

That was the only reply I could think of - must be pretty dumb.

[Dot]

Is that a new rig you have there Steve?? must tell us nosey buggers all about it (please)

[SteveW]

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That's all YOU need to know, Dot.

[Dot]

O not an onan, we shall have to have a genny off

[supersparky]

Dot, I think that Steve has now got a Longreach, so maybe it's time for a 'mines bigger than yours' contest. I will put my money on Steve and the big arsed Onan 3.6. I think it might have more grunt than your big red one.

[Dot]

No public competitions, we do our comparisons in private hey Steve?

[SteveW]

How do I answer that!

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[T1 Terry]

How do I answer that!

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I go with "very carefully" and watch for an attempted ear whisper When "Longreach", "Big Arse" and Dottie having a "Red One" entered the conversation I thought better of adding any comments....... Ummmm..... maybe I've said too much already