Another Casino John joke

[T1 Terry]

Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation. They got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find that
they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from
Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to
intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall
to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from Indiana University School of Law, and I believe in
the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug that thing in."