> The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
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> It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
> Thought for the day.......There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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New drink
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Re: New drink
The real concern is the aging workforce, this includes doctors and especially cosmetic surgeons. It won't be long before they start to loose their marbles and we will have boobs that sit up pretty when they see a hunky guy and batsmen called Jake in 3 legged pants confusing the hell out of the umpire and bowler 
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