Church Service 2020

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Church Service 2020

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PASTOR: "The Lord be with you!"

CONGREGATION : "And with your spirit"



PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their

tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.


And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."

P-a-u-s-e......

"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"


S-i-l-e-n-c-e


"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."

"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'


The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to

computers and laptops at the rear of the church.


b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your

cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.


The holy atmosphere of St. Matthews becomes truly electrified as

ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.

a . This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various

Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place.

Please log in and don't miss out.

b. Thursday's Catechism Study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.

c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.

God bless, and have a nice day.



AMEN!!
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Amen? sounds like Ah Women are running that Church :)
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Might get things done if they did :)
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Dot wrote:PASTOR: "The Lord be with you!"

CONGREGATION : "And with your spirit"



PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their

tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.
A great verse!!

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