Info for you older men.

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
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A PC modification doesn't seem to help it much-

I'm getting on in years and not the best looking girl anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking guy in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, he did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to his knees and laid down on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought .....
"Wow, these Tasers are really worth the money!!"
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I got a letter, I got a letter. I was also given the date rape drug (Rohypnol) by a Dr and heavens knows what he did to me but I am not complaining he was ever so cute and his real name was Elvis, pity I was asleep:) so I as a ?woman I apologise to have offended other women. :)
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Jim,

There were times when your comments would often make me come back swinging.

Now... you're just like an annoying little bug, I simply brush you off.

If you don't like the conversations here - feel free to leave... please!
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Chuck wrote:Image Image Image

Jim,

There were times when your comments would often make me come back swinging.

Now... you're just like an annoying little bug, I simply brush you off.

If you don't like the conversations here - feel free to leave... please!
I Agree
:D :D
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Post by Jim »

Chuck wrote:Image Image Image

Jim,

There were times when your comments would often make me come back swinging.

Now... you're just like an annoying little bug, I simply brush you off.

If you don't like the conversations here - feel free to leave... please!
And if you agree with violence against women, then that's up to you. Personally I would rather be a man and stand up against violence. But that's your decision!!

Oh, and if you don't like my comments, why do you read them?
Jim

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Post by Jim »

Chuck wrote:Image Image Image

Jim,

There were times when your comments would often make me come back swinging.

Now... you're just like an annoying little bug, I simply brush you off.

If you don't like the conversations here - feel free to leave... please!
You'd possibly make a good 000 operator. Good manners!!
Jim

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Post by Jim »

jamglor wrote:
Chuck wrote:Image Image Image

Jim,

There were times when your comments would often make me come back swinging.

Now... you're just like an annoying little bug, I simply brush you off.

If you don't like the conversations here - feel free to leave... please!
I Agree
:D :D
:lol:
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Post by Chuck »

Jim wrote:
And if you agree with violence against women, then that's up to you. Personally I would rather be a man and stand up against violence. But that's your decision!!

Oh, and if you don't like my comments, why do you read them?
!. Nothing I have said here could lead any sensible person to even presume that I agree with violence against women.
2. Nobody here has stated they agree with violence against women... nobody!
3. You appear to have lost your sense of humour ... if in fact you had one to start with.
4. Logic would suggest that to dislike your comments I would have to read them first.

Personally, I dislike Trolls intensely !!
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Post by dapope »

Its in the joke section. Not compulsory reading
Having said that, I can see where Jim is coming from, and unfortunately in respect of stereotyping he does have a valid point
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I would further suggest we as forumites need to avoid personal attack.☺
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