Who needs a dictionary when you have a Dad..

norman · Post by **norman** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:59 pm

A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so
He asks his father "Dad, what's the difference between
'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"

His dad thinks and then says "Right-o son, go and ask your
Mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."

The boy runs off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she
Said she would! She would sleep with David Beckham for a
Million pounds."

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same Question."

The boy runs off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said She would too!"

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your brother if He'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"

Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
"Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid.
Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof."

Paramountcruiser · Post by **Paramountcruiser** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:28 pm

Along similar lines I have a mate with a T shirt that says : I don't need Google my wife knows everything

pop's coaster54 · Post by **pop's coaster54** » Sat Feb 06, 2016 12:39 am

Karen as sign on the wall that says

I don't need google my husband knows EVERYTHING.

Ron.

norman · Post by **norman** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:01 pm

Funny how us blokes know everything eh

Really dont know how its come about. Anybody got any clues...

Dot · Post by **Dot** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:15 pm

Us females are told very early on in our formative years by our mothers, to get a man to agree to your ideas / suggestions just plant your idea then leave it be. Pretty soon the good old male will spout the most amazing idea / suggestion and all will be good in the world.. Works every time hey girls?

SteveW · Post by **SteveW** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 6:29 pm

Poor George!

supersparky · Post by **supersparky** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:04 pm

Dot wrote:Us females are told very early on in our formative years by our mothers, to get a man to agree to your ideas / suggestions just plant your idea then leave it be. Pretty soon the good old male will spout the most amazing idea / suggestion and all will be good in the world.. Works every time hey girls?

It's the same at work. If you have a good idea that you want to implement then just get one of the management types to 'think' it up. Otherwise it will never get off the ground. I think it's called bureaucracy or something

norman · Post by **norman** » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:21 pm

Or bullshit David..

Chuck · Post by **Chuck** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:37 pm

Good idea Norman... we'll all bullshit David.

Dot · Post by **Dot** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 5:15 pm

But we do

https://www.ozervnews.com

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