Banal .. Open to any topic on and off topics etc

[Dot]

Now the fun can start Bernie, I have a friend who is a cat breeder and she gets a couple of her non breeding boys a vasectomy to keep the girls quiet and no babies all happy

[SteveW]

Works for me!

[BruceS]

Works for Shonky too!
Haven't heard a peep outta him since his wife returned from across the ditch!

[Dot]

Is he still alive??

[Shirley]

Probably eating lamingtons

[pet-els]

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman and says:
"7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown"
The little white Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him......The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me............... I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown"
The little white Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, "Turn around!"

PeterH

[Busman]

You'll get in trouble for maligning the white guy, the black guy, anyone with a 20 inch penis, but I can't believe 3 pound testicles !

[supersparky]

How do you imagine that you could weigh them without causes a serious kerfuffle?

[Busman]

While he is asleep if he weighs 350 pounds !

[Greynomad]

And warm up the scales first!!