Rugby Man...

[norman]

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no!!! Calm down!!!

It'll say ADIDAS in a minute."

[T1 Terry]

Like it similar to the Wendy one
Guy goes into the toilets and steps up to the trough, a big Jamaican bloke steps up beside him and proceeds to drop out something resembling a baby elephants trunk. The first guy can't help but look ands see Wendy tattooed on his weapon. He turns the big bloke and says, "I got my girlfriends name tattooed on mine as well, see, SUE." The big bloke is a little confused at first, then turns back and explains "I was in public relations when I got that done, when it's on the job it say 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'