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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis". :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: sobbing female

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Dot wrote:Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.

Magically it opens.

"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis". :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Come on Dottie, once he'd removed his trousers not getting into the car would have been the last thing on your mind :lol:
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Re: sobbing female

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mine yes but the other woman I have no idea :)
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Now you've spoilt it!

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