If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you broke wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.MG.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(O.M.G.!!!)
Is that why they are always squealing?
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work. Wonder how many calories the pig uses up?)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switched they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
(and ya gotta love that pig!)
Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.
2. Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year simply by forgetting where they put their acor
3. When playing with female puppies, male puppies will often let them win, even if they have a physical advantag Brian Whipple
4. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
5. Cows have best friends
6. Gentoo penguins propose to their lifemates with a pebble.
7. A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter cats with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
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8. Macaques in Japan use coins to buy vending machine snacks.
9. Norway knighted a penguin.
10. In China, killing a Panda is punishable by death.
11. Rats laugh when tickled.
12. Spiders can’t fly.
13. Sweden has a rabbit show-jumping competition called Kaninhoppning.
15. Dolphins have names for each other.
16. Puffins mate for life. They make their homes on cliff sides and set aside room for their toil
17. A study measuring the effects of music found that cows produce more milk when listening to soothing music. They produce the most when listening to R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts
18. Oysters can change gender depending on which is best for mating.
2. Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year simply by forgetting where they put their acor
3. When playing with female puppies, male puppies will often let them win, even if they have a physical advantag Brian Whipple
4. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
5. Cows have best friends
6. Gentoo penguins propose to their lifemates with a pebble.
7. A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter cats with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers. (Image credits: catster.com)
8. Macaques in Japan use coins to buy vending machine snacks.
9. Norway knighted a penguin.
10. In China, killing a Panda is punishable by death.
11. Rats laugh when tickled.
12. Spiders can’t fly.
13. Sweden has a rabbit show-jumping competition called Kaninhoppning.
15. Dolphins have names for each other.
16. Puffins mate for life. They make their homes on cliff sides and set aside room for their toil
17. A study measuring the effects of music found that cows produce more milk when listening to soothing music. They produce the most when listening to R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts
18. Oysters can change gender depending on which is best for mating.
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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
Is the pig a male or female? (just out of interest in case there is a thing called re in car nation)
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If you cross it with an oyster it doesn't seem to matter ..... and you get that added boost that oysters have reputation for.... makes the little blue pills sound a bit tame now doesn't it Dottie, I'd switch to angles on horseback as the main meal and see what comes up for dessertDot wrote:Is the pig a male or female? (just out of interest in case there is a thing called re in car nation)

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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
There's a race of people that don't eat pig but they breed like rabbits .
So eating thems not the answer .
Bernie .
So eating thems not the answer .
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Bernie, Do you mean rabbits or pigs. Cos I reckon they both taste great. 30 minutes ehh. Wow. However, I do NOT wish to be reincarnated as a pig.
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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
Boy or girl pig is what I need to know?? before I commit to "coming back" Yeah I agree both taste yummy but lets be honest nothing beats that crackling, now that is getting close to the 30 minute pig thing. 

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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
Without wanting this to go too far off topic, my butcher says that female pork tastes far better than male pork. Over to you, Dot.
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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
I think wild pork taste,s better than farm ones, especially Capt Cooker......yummy




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Re: Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
Ok Steve, My opinion is that the Coonie Coonie female pig tastes the best.
BTW these pigs correct spelling is Kunekune. they are just like me, fat and round. (that is the Maori meaning)
Brings back the memory of getting a holiday from another far far away place for saying that word. 



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